Pissy McGee

Hello, world! Wasssssup?

This is EmCat, the brillantly dynamic duo that is Catalina and Emily. We are seniors in college sometimes, general badasses most of the time and sarcastically awesome all day, everyday. This is our blog about keepin' it real. Here are some guidelines to keepin' it real:

1. People who keep it real generally do not wear tights as pants

2. Or Ed Hardy

3. Or use Moleskines

4. They aren't women's studies majors (sorry, but it's true. Or Black world studies either)

5. For that matter, you don't got to a school that doesn't require you to audition for a fine arts program degree and major in music, art, dance or theatre

6. As a general rule, if you live in Indiana and/or have visited and aren't repulsed by the sights and sounds and smells that include, but are not limited to:

a. Bass Pro Shop and/or NRA bumper stickers

b. toothless men at truck stops who leer as you wait in line to buy Swedish Fish

c. that weird musty odor that envelopes the state

then you are NOT keepin it real.

Today's inaugural post will be dedicated to those special snowflakes we like to call "Pissy McGees." Pissy McGees generally, as a rule, are those people who get all emo on Valentine's Day--even if they're with someone. They get mad if you don't text back within five minutes and they will spend hours sulking alone and being rude to people who, despite GREAT internal misgivings, offer to be their shoulder to lean on.

These people are never happy unless they've pissed off everyone around them. If you think that you might have Pissy McGee tendencies have no fear, admitting the problem is the first step. You can become like EmCat and always be Chill McAwesome. People who are chill:

1. Recognize that their shitty day is not EVERYONE'S shitty day

2. They realize that bad days are a part of life and you need them to see the good days

3. Even though they may not have a significant other on Valentine's Day, they understand that they don't need someone to validate who they are because they have so many more awesome things/people/shit going in their life that really, when you think about, having someone to get all ooey-gooey mushy disgusting with in public really isn't that important. (And let's face it, eventually they're just going to piss you off sometime during the day because:

a. Guys generally don't give a shit about Valentine's Day

b. Girls generally have high, unrealistic expectations)

4. Are grateful to friends who reach out and offer to help them with their life's problems and they reward them with food (An ice cream cone here or there never killed anyone... just sayin')

5. They DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES clog your newsfeed, your twitter feed or any other type of social media feed with emo, passive-agressive notes/song lyrics/links to emo blog posts. They understand that the internet was made for more important types of communication, like LOST spoilers or pictures of puppies
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So, even if you're worried that you've become a Pissy McGee, don't worry we still like you, otherwise we wouldn't have put the effort into writing all this. You just need to stop and think about who you want to be, Pissy McGee or Chill McAwesome? We believe you have it in you to change.

So stop being a little bitch.

xoxo

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