Happy 2nd Birthday Dr. Tobias Fünke (or Toby to his close family and friends)!!!!!!
Recently, Toby had to rock the Cone of Shame due to an infection. He ended up falling in love with it and forgot how to function without it. Next week, he will rock it once again when the vet chops his testicles off. Poor Toby, he doesn't know what's coming.
On hot summer days, Toby likes to cool off by napping on the kitchen floor. Oh, what's that, are you making a sandwich? Well, you better make one for him too because turns out he was fake-sleeping, just waiting for someone to give him food.
Given the choice of treats, Toby likes to keep it real and chew on cardboard.
Likes: Okedoke popcorn, carrots, lunch meat, chicken, chasing cats around the house, peeing on your backpack, corn pops, having his belly scratched, playing in the snow, barking at strangers, chasing squirrels, car rides, acting like tough shit around strangers but then running away like a pansy when they get too close
Dislikes: baths, tortillas, strangers, when the devil is inside people, big dogs, when the other pets get attention, going to the vet, thunderstorms
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